// HELLO // // Converted from BASIC to Javascript by Oscar Toledo G. (nanochess) // function print(str) { document.getElementById("output").appendChild(document.createTextNode(str)); } function input() { var input_element; var input_str; return new Promise(function (resolve) { input_element = document.createElement("INPUT"); print("? "); input_element.setAttribute("type", "text"); input_element.setAttribute("length", "50"); document.getElementById("output").appendChild(input_element); input_element.focus(); input_str = undefined; input_element.addEventListener("keydown", function (event) { if (event.keyCode == 13) { input_str = input_element.value; document.getElementById("output").removeChild(input_element); print(input_str); print("\n"); resolve(input_str); } }); }); } function tab(space) { var str = ""; while (space-- > 0) str += " "; return str; } // Main control section async function main() { print(tab(33) + "HELLO\n"); print(tab(15) + "CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY\n"); print("\n"); print("\n"); print("\n"); print("HELLO. MY NAME IS CREATIVE COMPUTER.\n"); print("\n"); print("\n"); print("WHAT'S YOUR NAME"); ns = await input(); print("\n"); print("HI THERE, " + ns + ", ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF HERE"); while (1) { bs = await input(); print("\n"); if (bs == "YES") { print("I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, " + ns + ".\n"); print("\n"); break; } else if (bs == "NO") { print("OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, " + ns + ". MAYBE WE CAN\n"); print("BRIGHTEN UP YOUR VISIT A BIT.\n"); break; } else { print("PLEASE ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE"); } } print("\n"); print("SAY, " + ns + ", I CAN SOLVED ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS EXCEPT\n"); print("THOSE DEALING WITH GREECE. WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS DO\n"); print("YOU HAVE (ANSWER SEX, HEALTH, MONEY, OR JOB)"); while (1) { cs = await input(); print("\n"); if (cs != "SEX" && cs != "HEALTH" && cs != "MONEY" && cs != "JOB") { print("OH, " + ns + ", YOUR ANSWER OF " + cs + " IS GREEK TO ME.\n"); } else if (cs == "JOB") { print("I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU " + ns + ". I HAVE TO WORK\n"); print("VERY LONG HOURS FOR NO PAY -- AND SOME OF MY BOSSES\n"); print("REALLY BEAT ON MY KEYBOARD. MY ADVICE TO YOU, " + ns + ",\n"); print("IS TO OPEN A RETAIL COMPUTER STORE. IT'S GREAT FUN.\n"); } else if (cs == "MONEY") { print("SORRY, " + ns + ", I'M BROKE TOO. WHY DON'T YOU SELL\n"); print("ENCYCLOPEADIAS OR MARRY SOMEONE RICH OR STOP EATING\n"); print("SO YOU WON'T NEED SO MUCH MONEY?\n"); } else if (cs == "HEALTH") { print("MY ADVICE TO YOU " + ns + " IS:\n"); print(" 1. TAKE TWO ASPRIN\n"); print(" 2. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS (ORANGE JUICE, NOT BEER!)\n"); print(" 3. GO TO BED (ALONE)\n"); } else { print("IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE"); while (1) { ds = await input(); print("\n"); if (ds == "TOO MUCH") { print("YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?!! I SHOULD HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS!\n"); print("IF IT BOTHERS YOU, " + ns + ", TAKE A COLD SHOWER.\n"); break; } else if (ds == "TOO LITTLE") { print("WHY ARE YOU HERE IN SUFFERN, " + ns + "? YOU SHOULD BE\n"); print("IN TOKYO OR NEW YORK OR AMSTERDAM OR SOMEPLACE WITH SOME\n"); print("REAL ACTION.\n"); break; } else { print("DON'T GET ALL SHOOK, " + ns + ", JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION\n"); print("WITH 'TOO MUCH' OR 'TOO LITTLE'. WHICH IS IT"); } } } print("\n"); print("ANY MORE PROBLEMS YOU WANT SOLVED, " + ns); es = await input(); print("\n"); if (es == "YES") { print("WHAT KIND (SEX, MONEY, HEALTH, JOB)"); } else if (es == "NO") { print("THAT WILL BE $5.00 FOR THE ADVICE, " + ns + ".\n"); print("PLEASE LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE TERMINAL.\n"); print("\n"); // d = new Date().valueOf(); // while (new Date().valueOf() - d < 2000) ; print("\n"); print("\n"); while (1) { print("DID YOU LEAVE THE MONEY"); gs = await input(); print("\n"); if (gs == "YES") { print("HEY, " + ns + "??? YOU LEFT NO MONEY AT ALL!\n"); print("YOU ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF MY HARD-EARNED LIVING.\n"); print("\n"); print("WHAT A RIP OFF, " + ns + "!!!\n"); print("\n"); break; } else if (gs == "NO") { print("THAT'S HONEST, " + ns + ", BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT\n"); print("ME TO GO ON WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY STUDIES IF MY PATIENT\n"); print("DON'T PAY THEIR BILLS?\n"); break; } else { print("YOUR ANSWER OF '" + gs + "' CONFUSES ME, " + ns + ".\n"); print("PLEASE RESPOND WITH 'YES' OR 'NO'.\n"); } } break; } } print("\n"); print("TAKE A WALK, " + ns + ".\n"); print("\n"); print("\n"); // Line 390 not used in original } main();