print " "*33 + "Hello" print " "*15 + "Creative Computing Morristown, New Jersey" print; print; print print "Hello. My name is Creative Computer." print print ns = input("What's your name? ") print print "Hi there, " + ns + ", are you enjoying yourself here?" while true bs = input.lower print if bs == "yes" then print "I'm glad to hear that, " + ns + "." print break else if bs == "no" then print "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, " + ns + ". Maybe we can" print "brighten up your visit a bit." break else print "Please answer 'yes' or 'no'. Do you like it here?" end if end while print print "Say, " + ns + ", I can solve all kinds of problems except" print "those dealing with Greece. What kind of problems do" print "you have (answer sex, health, money, or job)?" while true cs = input print if cs != "sex" and cs != "health" and cs != "money" and cs != "job" then print "Oh, " + ns + ", your answer of " + cs + " is Greek to me." else if cs == "job" then print "I can sympathize with you " + ns + ". I have to work" print "very long hours for no pay -- and some of my bosses" print "really beat on my keyboard. My advice to you, " + ns + "," print "is to open a retail computer store. It's great fun." else if cs == "money" then print "Sorry, " + ns + ", I'm broke too. Why don't you sell" print "encyclopeadias or marry someone rich or stop eating" print "so you won't need so much money?" else if cs == "health" then print "My advice to you " + ns + " is:" print " 1. Take two asprin" print " 2. Drink plenty of fluids (orange juice, not beer!)" print " 3. Go to bed (alone)" else print "Is your problem too much or too little?" while true ds = input.lower print if ds == "too much" then print "You call that a problem?!! I should have such problems!" print "If it bothers you, " + ns + ", take a cold shower." break else if ds == "too little" then print "Why are you here in suffern, " + ns + "? You should be" print "in Tokyo or New York or Amsterdam or someplace with some" print "real action." break else print "Don't get all shook, " + ns + ", just answer the question" print "with 'too much' or 'too little'. Which is it?" end if end while end if print print "Any more problems you want solved, " + ns + "?" es = input.lower print if es == "yes" then print "What kind (sex, money, health, job)?" else if es == "no" then print "That will be $5.00 for the advice, " + ns + "." print "Please leave the money on the terminal." print wait 2 print print while true gs = input("Did you leave the money? ").lower print if gs == "yes" then print "Hey, " + ns + "??? You left no money at all!" print "You are cheating me out of my hard-earned living." print print "What a rip off, " + ns + "!!!" print break else if gs == "no" then print "That's honest, " + ns + ", but how do you expect" print "me to go on with my psychology studies if my patient" print "don't pay their bills?" break else print "Your answer of '" + gs + "' confuses me, " + ns + "." print "Please respond with 'yes' or 'no'." end if end while break end if end while print print "Take a walk, " + ns + "." print print