-- HELLO -- -- Converted from BASIC to Lua by Recanman local function tab(space) local str = "" for _ = space, 1, -1 do str = str .. " " end return str end -- reused from Bagels.lua function getInput(prompt) io.write(prompt) io.flush() local input = io.read("l") if not input then --- test for EOF print("GOODBYE") os.exit(0) end return input end print(tab(33) .. "HELLO\n") print(tab(15) .. "CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY\n") print("\n") print("\n") print("\n") print("HELLO. MY NAME IS CREATIVE COMPUTER.\n") print("\n") print("\n") print("WHAT'S YOUR NAME") local ns = getInput("? ") print("\n") print("HI THERE, " .. ns .. ", ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF HERE") while true do local bs = getInput("? ") print("\n") if bs == "YES" then print("I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, " .. ns .. ".\n") print("\n") break elseif bs == "NO" then print("OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, " .. ns .. ". MAYBE WE CAN\n") print("BRIGHTEN UP YOUR VISIT A BIT.\n") break else print("PLEASE ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE") end end local function main() print("\n") print("SAY, " .. ns .. ", I CAN SOLVED ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS EXCEPT\n") print("THOSE DEALING WITH GREECE. WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS DO\n") print("YOU HAVE (ANSWER SEX, HEALTH, MONEY, OR JOB)") while true do local cs = getInput("? ") print("\n") if cs ~= "SEX" and cs ~= "HEALTH" and cs ~= "MONEY" and cs ~= "JOB" then print("OH, " .. ns .. ", YOUR ANSWER OF " .. cs .. " IS GREEK TO ME.\n") elseif cs == "JOB" then print("I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU " .. ns .. ". I HAVE TO WORK\n") print("VERY LONG HOURS FOR NO PAY -- AND SOME OF MY BOSSES\n") print("REALLY BEAT ON MY KEYBOARD. MY ADVICE TO YOU, " .. ns .. ",\n") print("IS TO OPEN A RETAIL COMPUTER STORE. IT'S GREAT FUN.\n") elseif cs == "MONEY" then print("SORRY, " .. ns .. ", I'M BROKE TOO. WHY DON'T YOU SELL\n") print("ENCYCLOPEADIAS OR MARRY SOMEONE RICH OR STOP EATING\n") print("SO YOU WON'T NEED SO MUCH MONEY?\n") elseif cs == "HEALTH" then print("MY ADVICE TO YOU " .. ns .. " IS:\n") print(tab(5) .. "1. TAKE TWO ASPRIN\n") print(tab(5) .. "2. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS (ORANGE JUICE, NOT BEER!)\n") print(tab(5) .. "3. GO TO BED (ALONE)\n") elseif cs == "SEX" then print("IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE") while true do local ds = getInput("? ") print("\n") if ds == "TOO MUCH" then print("YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?!! I SHOULD HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS!\n") print("IF IT BOTHERS YOU, " .. ns .. ", TAKE A COLD SHOWER.\n") break elseif ds == "TOO LITTLE" then print("WHY ARE YOU HERE IN SUFFERN, " .. ns .. "? YOU SHOULD BE\n") print("IN TOKYO OR NEW YORK OR AMSTERDAM OR SOMEPLACE WITH SOME\n") print("REAL ACTION.\n") break else print("DON'T GET ALL SHOOK, " .. ns .. ", JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION\n") print("WITH 'TOO MUCH' OR 'TOO LITTLE'. WHICH IS IT") end end end print("\n") print("ANY MORE PROBLEMS YOU WANT SOLVED, " .. ns) local es = getInput("? ") if es == "YES" then print("WHAT KIND (SEX, MONEY, HEALTH, JOB)") elseif es == "NO" then print("THAT WILL BE $5.00 FOR THE ADVICE, " .. ns .. ".\n") print("PLEASE LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE TERMINAL.\n") print("\n") print("\n") print("\n") while true do print("DID YOU LEAVE THE MONEY") local gs = getInput("? ") print("\n") if gs == "YES" then print("HEY, " .. ns .. "??? YOU LEFT NO MONEY AT ALL!\n") print("YOU ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF MY HARD-EARNED LIVING.\n") print("\n") print("WHAT A RIP OFF, " .. ns .. "!!!\n") print("\n") break elseif gs == "NO" then print("THAT'S HONEST, " .. ns .. ", BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT\n") print("ME TO GO ON WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY STUDIES IF MY PATIENT\n") print("DON'T PAY THEIR BILLS?\n") break else print("YOUR ANSWER OF '" .. gs .. "' CONFUSES ME, " .. ns .. ".\n") print("PLEASE RESPOND WITH 'YES' OR 'NO'.\n") end end break end end print("\n") print("TAKE A WALK, " .. ns .. ".\n") print("\n") print("\n") end main()