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165 lines
5.2 KiB
C
165 lines
5.2 KiB
C
#include <stdio.h>
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#include <string.h>
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#define TRUE 1
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#define FALSE 0
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#define MAX_INPUT_LENGTH 80
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void tab(int number_of_spaces);
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void get_input(char *input_buffer);
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int strings_match(char *string1, char *string2);
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int main() {
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int done = FALSE;
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int paid = FALSE;
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int maybe_more, sure;
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char name[MAX_INPUT_LENGTH];
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char reply[MAX_INPUT_LENGTH];
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tab(33);
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printf("HELLO\n");
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tab(15);
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printf("CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY\n");
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printf("\n\n\n");
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printf("HELLO. MY NAME IS CREATIVE COMPUTER.\n");
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printf("\n\nWHAT'S YOUR NAME ");
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get_input(name);
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printf("\nHI THERE, %s, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF HERE ", name);
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get_input(reply);
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while (!strings_match(reply, "YES") && !strings_match(reply, "NO")) {
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printf("%s, I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER OF '%s'.\n", name, reply);
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printf("PLEASE ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE ");
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get_input(reply);
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}
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if (strings_match(reply, "YES")) {
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printf("I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, %s.\n", name);
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}
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else {
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printf("OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, %s. MAYBE WE CAN "
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"BRIGHTEN UP YOUR VISIT A BIT.\n", name);
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}
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printf("\nSAY, %s, I CAN SOLVE ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS EXCEPT "
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"THOSE DEALING WITH GREECE. WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS DO "
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"YOU HAVE (ANSWER SEX, HEALTH, MONEY, OR JOB) ", name);
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while (!done) {
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get_input(reply);
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if (strings_match(reply, "JOB")) {
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printf("I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU %s. I HAVE TO WORK "
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"VERY LONG HOURS FOR NO PAY -- AND SOME OF MY BOSSES "
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"REALLY BEAT ON MY KEYBOARD. MY ADVICE TO YOU, %s, IS TO "
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"OPEN A RETAIL COMPUTER STORE. IT'S GREAT FUN.\n\n", name, name);
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}
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else if (strings_match(reply, "MONEY")) {
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printf("SORRY, %s, I'M BROKE TOO. WHY DON'T YOU SELL "
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"ENCYCLOPEADIAS OR MARRY SOMEONE RICH OR STOP EATING "
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"SO YOU WON'T NEED SO MUCH MONEY?\n\n", name);
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}
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else if (strings_match(reply, "HEALTH")) {
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printf("MY ADVICE TO YOU %s IS:\n", name);
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printf(" 1. TAKE TWO ASPRIN\n");
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printf(" 2. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS (ORANGE JUICE, NOT BEER!)\n");
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printf(" 3. GO TO BED (ALONE)\n\n");
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}
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else if (strings_match(reply, "SEX")) {
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printf("IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE ");
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sure = FALSE;
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while (!sure) {
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get_input(reply);
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if (strings_match(reply, "TOO MUCH")) {
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printf("YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?!! I SHOULD HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS!\n");
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printf("IF IT BOTHERS YOU, %s, TAKE A COLD SHOWER.\n\n", name);
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sure = TRUE;
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}
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else if (strings_match(reply, "TOO LITTLE")) {
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printf("WHY ARE YOU HERE IN SUFFERN, %s? YOU SHOULD BE "
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"IN TOKYO OR NEW YORK OR AMSTERDAM OR SOMEPLACE WITH SOME "
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"REAL ACTION.\n\n", name);
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sure = TRUE;
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}
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else {
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printf("DON'T GET ALL SHOOK, %s, JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION "
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"WITH 'TOO MUCH' OR 'TOO LITTLE'. WHICH IS IT ", name);
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}
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}
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}
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else { // not one of the prescribed categories
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printf("OH, %s, YOUR ANSWER OF '%s' IS GREEK TO ME.\n\n", name, reply);
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}
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printf("ANY MORE PROBLEMS YOU WANT SOLVED, %s ", name);
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maybe_more = TRUE;
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while (maybe_more) {
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get_input(reply);
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if (strings_match(reply, "NO")) {
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done = TRUE;
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maybe_more = FALSE;
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}
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else if (strings_match(reply, "YES")) {
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printf("WHAT KIND (SEX, MONEY, HEALTH, JOB) ");
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maybe_more = FALSE;
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}
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else {
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printf("JUST A SIMPLE 'YES' OR 'NO' PLEASE, %s. ", name);
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}
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} // no further questions
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} // end of 'not done' loop
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printf("\nTHAT WILL BE $5.00 FOR THE ADVICE, %s.\n", name);
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printf("PLEASE LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE TERMINAL.\n");
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// pause a few seconds
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printf("\n\n\nDID YOU LEAVE THE MONEY ");
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get_input(reply);
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while (!paid) {
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if (strings_match(reply, "YES")) {
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printf("HEY, %s??? YOU LEFT NO MONEY AT ALL!\n", name);
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printf("YOU ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF MY HARD-EARNED LIVING.\n");
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printf("\nWHAT A RIP OFF, %s!!!\n", name);
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printf("TAKE A WALK, %s.\n\n", name);
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paid = TRUE;
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}
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else if (strings_match(reply, "NO")) {
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printf("THAT'S HONEST, %s, BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT "
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"ME TO GO ON WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY STUDIES IF MY PATIENTS "
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"DON'T PAY THEIR BILLS?\n\n", name);
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printf("NICE MEETING YOU, %s, HAVE A NICE DAY.\n", name);
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paid = TRUE;
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}
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else {
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printf("YOUR ANSWER OF '%s' CONFUSES ME, %s.\n", reply, name);
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printf("PLEASE RESPOND WITH 'YES' OR 'NO'.\n");
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}
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}
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}
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void tab(int number_of_spaces) {
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for (int i=0; i < number_of_spaces; i++)
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putchar(' ');
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}
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void get_input(char *input_buffer) {
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fgets(input_buffer, MAX_INPUT_LENGTH - 1, stdin);
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input_buffer[strcspn(input_buffer, "\n")] = '\0'; // trim the trailing line break
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}
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int strings_match(char *string1, char *string2) {
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if (strncmp(string1, string2, MAX_INPUT_LENGTH - 1) != 0)
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return FALSE;
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else // strings do not match within maximum input line length
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return TRUE;
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}
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