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Spaces tend to cause annoyances in a Unix-style shell environment. This change fixes that.
164 lines
6.3 KiB
JavaScript
164 lines
6.3 KiB
JavaScript
// HELLO
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//
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// Converted from BASIC to Javascript by Oscar Toledo G. (nanochess)
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//
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function print(str)
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{
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document.getElementById("output").appendChild(document.createTextNode(str));
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}
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function input()
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{
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var input_element;
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var input_str;
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return new Promise(function (resolve) {
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input_element = document.createElement("INPUT");
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print("? ");
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input_element.setAttribute("type", "text");
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input_element.setAttribute("length", "50");
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document.getElementById("output").appendChild(input_element);
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input_element.focus();
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input_str = undefined;
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input_element.addEventListener("keydown", function (event) {
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if (event.keyCode == 13) {
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input_str = input_element.value;
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document.getElementById("output").removeChild(input_element);
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print(input_str);
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print("\n");
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resolve(input_str);
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}
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});
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});
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}
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function tab(space)
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{
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var str = "";
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while (space-- > 0)
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str += " ";
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return str;
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}
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// Main control section
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async function main()
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{
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print(tab(33) + "HELLO\n");
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print(tab(15) + "CREATIVE COMPUTING MORRISTOWN, NEW JERSEY\n");
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print("\n");
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print("\n");
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print("\n");
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print("HELLO. MY NAME IS CREATIVE COMPUTER.\n");
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print("\n");
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print("\n");
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print("WHAT'S YOUR NAME");
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ns = await input();
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print("\n");
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print("HI THERE, " + ns + ", ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF HERE");
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while (1) {
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bs = await input();
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print("\n");
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if (bs == "YES") {
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print("I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT, " + ns + ".\n");
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print("\n");
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break;
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} else if (bs == "NO") {
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print("OH, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, " + ns + ". MAYBE WE CAN\n");
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print("BRIGHTEN UP YOUR VISIT A BIT.\n");
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break;
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} else {
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print("PLEASE ANSWER 'YES' OR 'NO'. DO YOU LIKE IT HERE");
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}
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}
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print("\n");
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print("SAY, " + ns + ", I CAN SOLVED ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS EXCEPT\n");
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print("THOSE DEALING WITH GREECE. WHAT KIND OF PROBLEMS DO\n");
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print("YOU HAVE (ANSWER SEX, HEALTH, MONEY, OR JOB)");
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while (1) {
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cs = await input();
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print("\n");
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if (cs != "SEX" && cs != "HEALTH" && cs != "MONEY" && cs != "JOB") {
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print("OH, " + ns + ", YOUR ANSWER OF " + cs + " IS GREEK TO ME.\n");
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} else if (cs == "JOB") {
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print("I CAN SYMPATHIZE WITH YOU " + ns + ". I HAVE TO WORK\n");
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print("VERY LONG HOURS FOR NO PAY -- AND SOME OF MY BOSSES\n");
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print("REALLY BEAT ON MY KEYBOARD. MY ADVICE TO YOU, " + ns + ",\n");
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print("IS TO OPEN A RETAIL COMPUTER STORE. IT'S GREAT FUN.\n");
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} else if (cs == "MONEY") {
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print("SORRY, " + ns + ", I'M BROKE TOO. WHY DON'T YOU SELL\n");
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print("ENCYCLOPEADIAS OR MARRY SOMEONE RICH OR STOP EATING\n");
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print("SO YOU WON'T NEED SO MUCH MONEY?\n");
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} else if (cs == "HEALTH") {
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print("MY ADVICE TO YOU " + ns + " IS:\n");
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print(" 1. TAKE TWO ASPRIN\n");
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print(" 2. DRINK PLENTY OF FLUIDS (ORANGE JUICE, NOT BEER!)\n");
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print(" 3. GO TO BED (ALONE)\n");
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} else {
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print("IS YOUR PROBLEM TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE");
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while (1) {
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ds = await input();
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print("\n");
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if (ds == "TOO MUCH") {
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print("YOU CALL THAT A PROBLEM?!! I SHOULD HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS!\n");
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print("IF IT BOTHERS YOU, " + ns + ", TAKE A COLD SHOWER.\n");
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break;
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} else if (ds == "TOO LITTLE") {
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print("WHY ARE YOU HERE IN SUFFERN, " + ns + "? YOU SHOULD BE\n");
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print("IN TOKYO OR NEW YORK OR AMSTERDAM OR SOMEPLACE WITH SOME\n");
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print("REAL ACTION.\n");
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break;
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} else {
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print("DON'T GET ALL SHOOK, " + ns + ", JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION\n");
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print("WITH 'TOO MUCH' OR 'TOO LITTLE'. WHICH IS IT");
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}
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}
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}
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print("\n");
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print("ANY MORE PROBLEMS YOU WANT SOLVED, " + ns);
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es = await input();
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print("\n");
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if (es == "YES") {
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print("WHAT KIND (SEX, MONEY, HEALTH, JOB)");
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} else if (es == "NO") {
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print("THAT WILL BE $5.00 FOR THE ADVICE, " + ns + ".\n");
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print("PLEASE LEAVE THE MONEY ON THE TERMINAL.\n");
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print("\n");
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// d = new Date().valueOf();
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// while (new Date().valueOf() - d < 2000) ;
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print("\n");
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print("\n");
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while (1) {
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print("DID YOU LEAVE THE MONEY");
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gs = await input();
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print("\n");
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if (gs == "YES") {
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print("HEY, " + ns + "??? YOU LEFT NO MONEY AT ALL!\n");
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print("YOU ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF MY HARD-EARNED LIVING.\n");
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print("\n");
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print("WHAT A RIP OFF, " + ns + "!!!\n");
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print("\n");
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break;
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} else if (gs == "NO") {
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print("THAT'S HONEST, " + ns + ", BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT\n");
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print("ME TO GO ON WITH MY PSYCHOLOGY STUDIES IF MY PATIENT\n");
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print("DON'T PAY THEIR BILLS?\n");
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break;
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} else {
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print("YOUR ANSWER OF '" + gs + "' CONFUSES ME, " + ns + ".\n");
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print("PLEASE RESPOND WITH 'YES' OR 'NO'.\n");
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}
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}
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break;
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}
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}
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print("\n");
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print("TAKE A WALK, " + ns + ".\n");
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print("\n");
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print("\n");
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// Line 390 not used in original
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}
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main();
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