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109 lines
3.2 KiB
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print " "*33 + "Hello"
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print " "*15 + "Creative Computing Morristown, New Jersey"
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print; print; print
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print "Hello. My name is Creative Computer."
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print
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print
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ns = input("What's your name? ")
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print
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print "Hi there, " + ns + ", are you enjoying yourself here?"
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while true
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bs = input.lower
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print
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if bs == "yes" then
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print "I'm glad to hear that, " + ns + "."
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print
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break
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else if bs == "no" then
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print "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, " + ns + ". Maybe we can"
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print "brighten up your visit a bit."
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break
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else
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print "Please answer 'yes' or 'no'. Do you like it here?"
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end if
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end while
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print
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print "Say, " + ns + ", I can solve all kinds of problems except"
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print "those dealing with Greece. What kind of problems do"
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print "you have (answer sex, health, money, or job)?"
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while true
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cs = input
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print
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if cs != "sex" and cs != "health" and cs != "money" and cs != "job" then
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print "Oh, " + ns + ", your answer of " + cs + " is Greek to me."
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else if cs == "job" then
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print "I can sympathize with you " + ns + ". I have to work"
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print "very long hours for no pay -- and some of my bosses"
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print "really beat on my keyboard. My advice to you, " + ns + ","
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print "is to open a retail computer store. It's great fun."
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else if cs == "money" then
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print "Sorry, " + ns + ", I'm broke too. Why don't you sell"
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print "encyclopeadias or marry someone rich or stop eating"
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print "so you won't need so much money?"
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else if cs == "health" then
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print "My advice to you " + ns + " is:"
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print " 1. Take two asprin"
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print " 2. Drink plenty of fluids (orange juice, not beer!)"
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print " 3. Go to bed (alone)"
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else
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print "Is your problem too much or too little?"
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while true
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ds = input.lower
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print
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if ds == "too much" then
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print "You call that a problem?!! I should have such problems!"
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print "If it bothers you, " + ns + ", take a cold shower."
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break
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else if ds == "too little" then
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print "Why are you here in suffern, " + ns + "? You should be"
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print "in Tokyo or New York or Amsterdam or someplace with some"
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print "real action."
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break
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else
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print "Don't get all shook, " + ns + ", just answer the question"
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print "with 'too much' or 'too little'. Which is it?"
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end if
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end while
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end if
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print
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print "Any more problems you want solved, " + ns + "?"
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es = input.lower
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print
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if es == "yes" then
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print "What kind (sex, money, health, job)?"
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else if es == "no" then
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print "That will be $5.00 for the advice, " + ns + "."
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print "Please leave the money on the terminal."
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print
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wait 2
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print
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print
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while true
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gs = input("Did you leave the money? ").lower
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print
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if gs == "yes" then
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print "Hey, " + ns + "??? You left no money at all!"
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print "You are cheating me out of my hard-earned living."
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print
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print "What a rip off, " + ns + "!!!"
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print
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break
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else if gs == "no" then
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print "That's honest, " + ns + ", but how do you expect"
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print "me to go on with my psychology studies if my patient"
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print "don't pay their bills?"
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break
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else
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print "Your answer of '" + gs + "' confuses me, " + ns + "."
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print "Please respond with 'yes' or 'no'."
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end if
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end while
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break
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end if
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end while
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print
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print "Take a walk, " + ns + "."
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print
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print
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